So I weaseled my way out to the strip this past Saturday night. The weather was acceptional & my arm is almost back to normal. But anywho, I stopped by Ohana's (formerly known as Excess) which had a fairly descent crowd. Although, the music was little less than enjoyable, I managed to engage in a pretty intriguing conversation with this weirdo who obviously can't be from Virginia but proudly stated that he was "lives in Newport News." Anyway, here are a couple of pictures from the night (minus any incriminating evidence), plus the FULL conversation (nothing more, nothing less) & pictures to prove this guys insanity.
Ok, so here's how it went.
Me: Im looking at this guys shoes & Im just thinking "He can't be from here, he has to be in the military." So I ask him, "Where you from?"
Him: I live in Newport News.
Me: Oh, thats cool.
*girl cuts me off & says "What's up with your shoes?!?"
Me: LOL!
Him: Yeah, you like 'em, I got three pairs but I don't like to bring 'em out that much cause they're too exclusive, na'mean?
Me: LOL!
Girl: LOL!
Him: I got these, some all white ones, & some all black ones!
Me: LOL! *takes shot... *takes picture... *puffs black... Repeats cycle.
Ok, now the problem with this is, not only did he have on the Elroy Jetson L.A. Gear Air Force Ones but they in no shape, form, or fashion, matched what he had on. Khaki's & a Burberry type print button up with black & white light up shoes. A grown man? I don't think so. He definitely gets the "stamp." He's whyling.
Lets get it together people.
Definition: Ohana - Part of Hawaiian culture, 'ohana means family.
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